Em Schulz

Bio
When Em was a kid, their favorite snack was tomatoes dipped in chocolate syrup and they wore a different Hawaiian shirt to school every day. They would pet animals back to front and the password on their first laptop was the full lyrics to the Veggietales theme song with no spaces. At ten, Em was convinced they were a character in the “Boxcar Children” series and told people they were homeless, but making it work. Everyone really hoped they would grow out of being so fucking weird. Since then, Em has held job titles such as professional clown, kite salesman, boat carpenter, segway expert, berry farmer, and paranormal investigator. In college, Em worked at Chipotle just to learn the recipe for their corn salsa and then quit. Another time, Em was offered a PhD in neuroscience but decided the smartest career move would be to move to LA with no money and no set plan. It should be no surprise that a podcast about the dead would be firmly planted in Em’s path. Growing up in a small and haunted Virginia town, Em developed an affinity for ghost stories and sweet tea. When Em isn’t drinking milkshakes, they are either preparing for their tiny house build, actively not sharing food, or watching Back to the Future II.

Life
Em probably knows the Marvel Cinematic Universe better than the majority of people in the franchise, including the Russo Brothers (directors of Infinity War and Endgame).

When Em was a teenager they went to clown college and upon graduating was assigned the title of Sassy the Clown.

Em is dating Christine's college roommate Allison, who is also sort of engaged to Christine. Their kind of first date was on the fourth of July, spent with Christine's little brother Alex. Their first actual date was camping and was cut short by having to take Em to the emergency room because Em got a UTI.